Shrek The Third [soundtrack]

TRACKLIST

Fergie "Barracuda"
Matt White "Best Days"
Macy Gray "What I Gotta Do"
Trevor Hall "Other Ways"
Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas "Thank You"
The Ramones "Do You Remember Rock N Roll Radio"
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
Wings "Live and Let Die"
Wolfmother "Joker and the Thief"
Harry Chapin "Cats in the Cradle"
Eels "Royal Pain"
Eels "Losing Streak"
Maya Rudolf and Rupert Everett "Final Showdown"
Harry Gregson-Williams "Charming's Plan"

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Mims - [Music Is My Savior] [2007]

01 : Intro 02:14
02 : Its Alright 03:18
03 : This Is Why I'm Hot 04:14
04 : Girlfriends Fav MC (Feat. J Holiday 03:39
05 : Where I Belong 03:52
06 : Cop It 03:01
07 : Big Black Train 03:55
08 : They Don't Wanna Play (Feat. Bun B) 04:06
09 : Like This 03:24
10 : Just LIke That 03:21
11 : Without You (Feat. Letoya Luckett) 04:13
12 : Superman 03:28
13 : This Is Why I'm Hot Remix 03:38
(Feat. Cham and Junior Reid)
14 : Doctor Doctor 03:41
15 : Don't Cry (Outro Feat. Purple Popcorn) 04:06
16 : I Did You Wrong (Bonus Track) 03:31

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Johnny and his ........

in a Math class session

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married? Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking..

COLLIE BUDDZ - Collie Buddz

1. Come Around 3:41
2. Blind To You 3:47
3. Defend Your Own (Feat. Krayzie Bone) 3:54
4. Tomorrow's Another Day 3:15
5. Mamacita 3:14
6. Wild Out 2:36
7. Lonely (Feat. Yung Berg) 3:06
8. What A Feeling (Feat. Paul Wall) 4:31
9. Movin' On 3:37
10.Sensimillia (Feat. Roache) 3:27
11.Let Me Know 3:06
12.My Everything 2:42
13.Love Deh 3:06

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The Strip CLUB cheater

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

FuneRal Speech of the Year....

Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has 17children.......Soon after the last child is born, her husband dies.....A few weeks later she remarried, and over the following years has another 22 children with her second husband......After the last child is born her second husband also dies......Within a month Maria is engaged to be married for the third time.......Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies. At her funeral the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, he looks up to heaven and says:"At last they are finally together".

A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"

The priest replied "I mean her legs".

This is What HAPPENS when u ride on RAIN...